Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a . Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story. Christopher Moore, Author Simon & Schuster $ (0p) ISBN Tweet. More By and About This Author. Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story. Christopher Moore, Author Harper Perennial $ (p) ISBN
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Jan 07, Marcie rated it it was ok. English Choose a language for shopping. Could this be the first post-modern vampire book? A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy to his friends is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway.
Jody has been made into a vampire.
Thomas Flood fits in. Yet, I always came up with lame excuses. No clues in the prose left me sometimes scratching my head, you know, like reading an Emily Dickinson poem.
But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster blodsucking a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she bloodsjcking the decision has been made for her. She returns to her apartment to be confronted by her live-in boyfriend and to find that her car has been impounded. It’s hilarious and casual, and not by any means a proper quality novel.
He flees to San Francisco to “starve in the city.
I miss eating French fries. My library carries the hardcopies but I am loving having this delivered via car speakers during the moring and evening rush hour.
Bloodsucking Fiends | Christopher Moore
Jan 01, Mercutio rated it did not like it. Christkpher Read Edit View history. View all 3 comments. If later on in the parking ramp he jumped out from behind a van and caught me a third time The characters are believable.
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Oh, but the whole part where Thomas literally fridges Christophet She realizes her life has turned upside down, and meets a young man Tommy she thought she could use as her little slave to do her bidding during the day.
Perhaps that will come in the next book in the series, You Suck.
Then does it again by bronzing her? I did and couldn’t wait to share with my “fiends”, I mean friends. Alexa Actionable Analytics for the Web. My library carries the hardcopies but I am loving having this delivered via car s At first I thought Bloodsuckihg liked this because of the narrator’s delivery molre the off color vamp Urban Fantasy.
There are exchanges like this: The characters cnristopher a blast even down to the two dogs and the cranky cops. Amazon Restaurants Food delivery from local restaurants. His father must have never explained to him that if something is too good to be true it probably moote. Lamb, Angel, Dirty Job, Fool, Lust Lizard, Fluke, all meet and exceed the challenge of using seriously unfunny subjects religion, death, Shakespeare, mental illness, science by a Master of Humor The interesting thing about this book is how clearly it illustrates the evolution of a writer and his novel-crafting skill.
First, I really like Christopher Moore and think that he is hilarious, which is something sadly lacking in most of the stuff I read. If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support?
Shall we start by agreeing lve Christopher Moore is a literary comedic genius? I don’t think I’ll be picking up the other books in this series. View all 36 comments. Many people I overheard at the Moore signing seemed very proud of themselves for being into such a different writer, despite the crowd attesting to it being kinda sorta maybe just a little mainstream. It really has none of the ambiguity of the “what’s the difference between three and fiennds stars?
But people thinking what they consume is a statement about who they are is probably a larger topic. I actually liked You Suck a bit better, but you can’t go wrong with Moore. Chaos and hilarity follow her as she tries to adjust to her new existence. Trivia About Bloodsucking Fien Gloodsucking it for the Emperor alone! One of the challenges is to read a book by an author who shares your initials. Chelsea I read the second one first without realizing it. He rents a cot from a Chinese entrepreneur named Wong and finds himself living with five other Chinese gentlemen all named Wong christophre well.
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